My mechanic has decided to nickname me "Violent J"

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 04/10/2018 at 15:44 • Filed to: juggalos

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J is the first letter of my name.

I’m not sure how to react. Is he a Juggalo? Does he think I’m a Juggalo? Is he just taking the piss and enjoying watching me cringe every time he says it.

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 15:53

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Or maybe he is suggesting you beat your cars....

Derpwagon > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 15:53

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You are now a Juggalo and will be shunned as such.

*shuns*

CalzoneGolem > Derpwagon 04/10/2018 at 15:55

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CalzoneGolem > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback 04/10/2018 at 15:55

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I like this idea.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 15:58

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Fucking magnets.... How do they work?

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/10/2018 at 16:02

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Umm ... electrons?

Under_Score > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 16:07

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Juggalos for Trump

CalzoneGolem > Under_Score 04/10/2018 at 16:08

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A match made in ... umm ... Detroit?

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 16:10

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If his 97' Cavalier has Faygo livery you sir, are dealing with a Juggalo

CalzoneGolem > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 04/10/2018 at 16:13

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He drives an orange supercharged Grand Am and an orange Harley. I have never seen him with a Faygo, but I bet it would also be orange.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 16:21

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Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 16:53

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Call him Shaggy2Expensive and have a laugh about it over some Faygo.

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 17:08

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I mean, there are worse things he could call you. You don’t want us to come up with some, do you?

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 17:15

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Grand Am?

Or Grand Am?

Captain of the Enterprise > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 17:31

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Are you destroying your car and bringing it in or something?

Nom De Plume > CalzoneGolem 04/10/2018 at 17:55

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I’m heartened to see everyone is on the same page here.

/cringe

CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/11/2018 at 07:06

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The top one.

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 04/11/2018 at 07:07

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Worse than a Juggalo?

CalzoneGolem > Captain of the Enterprise 04/11/2018 at 07:10

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Well I did attack one with a hatchet once ...

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often 04/11/2018 at 07:12

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This might get too real.

CalzoneGolem > Nom De Plume 04/11/2018 at 07:12

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I mean we’re crazy but not that kind of crazy.

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 04/11/2018 at 12:52

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Giggalo?

Jaggalo?

Jaggalope?

Garafalope?

or maybe just stick with J

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 04/11/2018 at 13:21

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I just wanted to step back and appreciate how much work went into this joke response.

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 04/11/2018 at 13:26

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Thank you for saying that. That’s worth even more than the time I spent avoiding doing real work.

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 04/11/2018 at 13:30

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That’s the real American Dream™ right there,

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 04/11/2018 at 13:53

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Especially if you dream like Nibby.

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 04/11/2018 at 14:02

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That’s a terrifying idea.